new york’s hottest club is called ‘swift.’ Jacked puppets, paraleglal midgets, stuck up pidgeons that WON’T sign autographs. Yeah, anyway, you can’t tell from this picture but it’s hella drunk in here. It’s not the tightest place ever, but it’s past 2am and packed and will be for another 2 hours, so it’s already way better than any place in phoenix.

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